https://www.youngpioneertours.com/video-games-in-north-korea/
Counter Strike but you're issuing commands to a person wearing a go pro in a death match to diffuse a real bomb and nobody can do anything contrary to their gamer controller's commands or else their whole family will be tortured
Evil North Korea made their citizens piss themselves in front of their burning stove by setting autonomy to off.
All the ladders in every pool in North Korea can be deleted remotely by the Kim Dynasty
There are a few North Korean computer games
Pyongyang Racer :gigachad:
Hunting Yankee
https://www.pcgamer.com/hunting-yankee-is-a-north-korean-game-about-shooting-us-soldiers/
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Of course they unapologetically use a slur in the first few sentences :gamer-gulag:
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
gonna break into north korea so i can smoke everyone at counter strike at their fuckin lan party and get worshipped like a god
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or at least i would if i ever played counter strike
counter strike is so old why play that when you can play Valorant which is the same thing with magical overwatch abilities
Oh i'm sorry you'd rather be "terrorists" or "counter terrorists" :squidward-nochill:
overwatch is a bad game and valorant is bad for the ways it's like overwatch.
It doesn't have 20+ minute stalemates until the attacking team loses because of bad balance tho
Csgo is what you play when you're emotionally unprepared for change
This is CS beta 0.6 erasure. Dual berettas are revisonist capitalist roadism.
company schmompany I'm talking gameplay, counter/terrorists is so boring when you could have random magic bullshit
also valve still sucks because they'll never give us the game everybody wants: half life 3
TF2 is already distilled perfection and will be as long as it keeps the steady stream of updates
Idk I haven't played in maybe a year, year and a half and there's been 7 new characters
Most of the abilities are variants of each other though, like flash bang type stuff, slows, etc. I think if you play as each character or read up on their abilities it won't be too hard to deal with
Bots = my childhood
I played jedi knight and the original half-life with bots and it was awesome.
Jedi Knight is so great. I miss running around Bespin on a server where my friends just chatted and occasionally squared off for duels on the landing platform.
If that's the level I think it is, I remember being accused of hacking because one of my methods was to always take the invulnerability backpack that spawned on the bridge/railway to make up for my lack of skill, lol. This was back when the game could be played on Microsoft's gaming zone.
ah well you see this is only for the elites and their family. the regular people get to eat grass for fun
When mentioning to a (lib? Fash?) that the DPRK had universal healthcare, their response was also FOR THE ELIIIIITES YOU MEAN
You used to be able to play Pyongyang Racer as a flash game in your browser like 10 years ago on some DPRK tourism site. I tried to find the .swf a couple of years back but alas
It had horny undertones
Oh hey, it could be! Someone who has an swf player installed should try it and report back
Of course Best Korea never retired Flash Player. Kim Jong Un is reported to have been into computer games when he was going to school in Switzerland, and he couldn't let them all die.
I want to play a Korean war based game made by the DPRK, you just know it's going to be based.
lol "can't play online" these motherfuckers never heard of a LAN party??
If they want i wanna give them rimworld, maybe some vampire survivors as a treat.
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