massive eviction wave incoming, rising fascism, historic social unrest

Pundits:

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the smoothest brain of them all?

Cheap, but this was posted on /r/neoliberal unironically.

Thanks I hate it.. jfc what the fuck is even in that mans head?

Holy shit this is an acrobatic maneuver, even for Matty. Is he trying to flex? Is this satire? This shit is gonna give me an aneurysm

Reading that was a ride. The tweet was almost good until it went off the deep end at the end.

The mental gymnastics their brain must go goes through, no wonder their takes end up prepubescent.

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It's funny because it's true: this fucked up reasoning that even the most experienced Cirque du Soleil contortionist would fail to articulate is the most pausible theory of how to get a bipartisan climate bill.