Trump wriggles his way out of this one

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    This is basically the entire subreddit, 24/7. The "how dare you sir" libs are like the severed head of an animal reliving the last few seconds of the fight that killed it. Now I've got him! Now I've got him! The last four years of these these articles are just the repetitive, spasming nerve signals being sent to an absent body politic.

    • BigBoopPaul [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The “how dare you sir” libs are like the severed head of an animal reliving the last few seconds of the fight that killed it.

      Some years ago, I witnessed a deer galloping by the road and mindlessly turn headfirst into traffic, getting struck by a car. Myself and another onlooker stopped by the side of the road and stood helplessly as it was in its death throes, and eventually, nothing. A cop stopped by, threw me some gloves, and asked if I would mind helping her move the carcass off the road. As soon as we touched it, the deer burst to life, air galloped on its side for a split-second, and finally croaked. It was a pretty scarring experience.

      In a morbid way, reading this made me laugh and feel better.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          "Can you help me move this dying animal?"

          "No! Fuck you! ACAB" wheelspin exit

          • emizeko [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            thank you, this is the post I wanted to make and it's had me laughing for fifteen minutes

            • Awoo [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              Middle finger out the window as you burnout down the road.

              Dead Kennedys 'Police Truck' blaring at full blast.

          • _else [she/her,they/them]
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            4 years ago

            cops who have their hands full of dying animals aren't shooting children. I unironically endorse this.

          • joshieecs [he/him,any]
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            4 years ago

            what in the holy fuck. dude was practically dearrested and they beat him up to hand over to the cop? is that what i just watched?

            of course it must be or it would be upvoted on that shithole sub.