As funny as it would be for boris to return as if Liz was never even there, I would really like to look at British history and see five different leaders in six years
At this point they should add a new scratch card to the National Lottery - get three matching symbols and be Prime Minister for a month.
King Arthur is supposed to show up during Englands lowest hour. He skipped WWII but he has to show up eventually.
He was pissed that the British celts were fine with French and then German monarchs and refuses to come back until Wales and Cornwall get their independence.
The funniest outcome would be Boris becoming PM again for a week.
I don't know, five rulers in six years sounds funny but Bojo coming back and accidentally starting a race between the self destruction of either the country or the tory party would be kind of funny as well. I'm not sure what would be funnier at this point.
United Kingdom delende est. The only good option would be Scottish independence and Irish unification but like at this point after the rail workers strike and the Tory shit show like ANY form of government relief for energy and food prices from any party is the bare minimum that I expect. I know it probably won't happen or not directly at least but like if it does happen that's a guaranteed victory for the next election.
It's going to be Sunak, but he'll be be preceded by a 4 of white guys approaching habsburg levels of inbreeding before the tories will be comfortable choosing a poc.
My prediction:
It’ll be Sunak (forgone conclusion at this point) and there will be a general election within a year, which he’ll lose massively to Der Stärmer.
Sir Keith Rodney will then inherit a broken economy and will run a Biden-like administration, doing fuck all to help people as the UK’s collapse accelerates.
Boris will then “come out of the wilderness” and win a massive majority.
This cycle will continue for many more years to come.
