A bottle opener
That you plug into the seatbelt latch
For that select group of connoisseurs that want to make sure their seatbelt alarms don't sound, and also need to regularly open glass bottles in their car
and every last one of them will grace a landfill for ten thousand years
I'd say we should just give these out for free to anybody who would want one and let the problem sort itself out but the collateral damage would be staggering
Well yeah how else would God's drunkest driver rock down the road?
Joe Biden's nanny state wants you to drive sober and buckle up. Send a clear message to Marxist Biden and tell him F* YOU I'M A MAN AND A PATRIOT.
that's delightful
at least it doesn't have the secondary function of helping you drive drunk though
(I'm pretty sure that's what the hooks are for on the sides of the skull, even though it's not advertised as such on the page)
dang you're right I just figured they were there to give you something to accidentally stab yourself on
As well, if some dumbass decides to use this instead of a buckle, and they launch themselves thru their windshield into the street like a human javelin should I be thanking them for removing themselves from the gene pool?
First off, fucking ew. Check your ridiculous fascist "gene pool" talk.
Second, seatbelts are not entirely for your own safety. I don't want to be hit by a 200+ pound object flying at 30mph or more. That would fucking kill me. It has killed plenty of people before.
