'...my car's system UI won't start because Elden Ring killed the GPU used to display the dashboard, and now I can't open the doors'
Remembering a Brace Belden bit where you're masturbating to Witcher III porn in your auto-driving Tesla when it decapitates you
Should I spend ~$500 for a Steam Deck or should I buy a $70k car, help me out.
rip anyone's steam account who logs in with their tesla, probably
Honestly, if you can't already do that with a switch or iPad, I'm not sure another gaming device will.
Playing 2077 in my Tesla and having the game crash at the same time as the autopilot
A Steam Deck can run Cyberpunk at 720p and Teslas do have AMD GPUs also
losing PvP in CoD DMZ because my auto-fill team mate falls dead because his tesla flew through the barrier on a highway overpass and has lodged itself into a 2nd floor Hot Topic in the mall next to the freeway
Yeah you can't convince me that infotainment tablets should be allowed in cars.
But it's only accessible in park!
Yeah you know the entire reason anywhere half way civilized bans distractions, even when standing still, is that you sit in a big metal box with horrendous blind spots and you need to SEE if shit moves into one of them because you run them over otherwise.
I always enjoyed drunk Forza, can’t wait to live that out while also drunk driving :MF-SICKO:
Wild that Elon Musk can so easily shift his tweeting between "(((The Deep State))) is going to have me killed for my based and redpilled free speech absolutism" and "BIG CHUNGUS PICKLE RICK CYPERPUNKARINO!!!1"
The common factor between the games he bazingas over is that they all seem to be ones made under some of the most extreme crunch in the industry.
Don't let that spoil your own fun Elden Ring still rocks. I suppose he's jumping on what's popular on :reddit-logo:
I think he postsd his build during the frothing post-release hype for ER (because, as you say, it was popular) and got roundly laughed at for being a fucking useless twat with no clue how the game works.
Musk also supposedly liked Parasite so I wouldn’t consider it a red flag lol.
Killing someone in road rage because I lost to a dark souls boss for four hours in a row
