Me: actually, morning showers are based and cleanlinesspilled, not to mention schedulecore. Sounds like you're the real soyjak here! :very-smart:

  • Dimmer06 [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Morning showers are bourgeois because only people who don't come home from work sweaty, sore, tired, and possibly covered in foreign substances can afford to wait until morning to shower, therefor they are bourgeois.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      have you considered that im tired enough to not think about my dick in the morning and thus that is the best time to clean my filthy hide

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Even managers don't own the means of production - and defining the level of management where the threshold from worker to bourgeoisie is tenuous, in my opinion. I do believe that the strata of PMC is something, that higher paid management are demotivated from being revolutionary by higher pay, but that unless one owns the means, and actually has a say in the wages of workers and a share of profits, they are still part of the proletariat.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Do not underestimate my power to have two showers in one day.