You really think you’re something huh? Strutting up and down the site like a cartoon dictator. Your insolence and sanctimonious self-righteousness knows no bounds. You’re a real fucking genius, huh? Glory be to UlyssesT, the holy moral authority of Hexbear Dot Net. You’re almost like the Confucius of Hexbear - trite bullshit disguised as sage wisdom and mindlessly quoted and repeated by the rest of the braindead tailist flock. Your “morality” is nothing more than a Nazi kangaroo court, you fascist fuck. You think you’re a philosopher? You’re nothing more than a Confucian-Hitlerian manchild.
Okay, jokes are fun and all, but let's not deny Shania Twain here.
:data-laughing: @UlyssesT what did you do to make this nerd so mad?
Gambo is the most efficient way to trigger treat addicts. Only star wars is comparable.
Holy fuck I forgot that movie even existed, worst Oscar bait I can think of
You forgot about avengers movies. Saying something bad about them brings a swarm
Mostly actual children or just kinda dumb guys, gambo brings in all kinds of people.
When i first saw this post, i thought it must be about Gambo, right?
Something about treats I think but I missed it :edgeworth-shrug:
Wrecker: Well, frankly, I never liked Hexbear posters. They remind me of Regulan bloodworms.
[the reactionaries laugh]
Brave Poster: That cossack!
Mod: Easy, lad. You ought to be more forgiving.
Wrecker: Though... I just remembered. There is one Hexbear Poster who doesn't remind me of a Regulan bloodworm. That's @UlyssesT . A Regulan bloodworm is soft, and shapeless. But @UlyssesT isn't soft. @UlyssesT may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood. But he's not soft.
Mod: [as BP gets up] Take it easy, lad. Everybody is entitled to an opinion.
[BP sits down]
Wrecker: That's right. And if I think that @UlyssesT is a Denebian slime devil, well, that's my opinion, too.
Mod: [as BP gets up again] Don't do it, mister, and that's an order.
BP: But you heard what he called the MegaPoster!
Mod: Forget it. It's not worth fighting for. We're big enough to take a few insults.
[swaps BPs empty glass with another]
Mod: Now, drink your drink.
[BP sits down and obliges]
Wrecker: Of course, I'd say that @UlyssesT deserves his ship. We like Hexbear. We, we really do! That sagging, old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow.
[Mod's ears perk up]
Wrecker: Half the quadrant knows it; that's why they're learning to speak exclusively in slurs!
Bp: [outraged] Mods plz!
Mod: [to Wrecker]Laddie... don't ya think you should... rephrase that?
Wrecker: [in Scottish brogue] You're right. I should.
Wrecker: [normal voice] I didn't mean to say that Hexbear should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!
[Wrecker laughs. Mod stands up, decks him, and a brawl ensues]
We just teleported their posts to the dunk tank, where there'll be no redacted at all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XXPW5QV4Ymw
As an aside, I'm so stoked chekhov actual line was "Thst cossack!"
Although I like ds9 more, it is impossible to resist the weird charm of the original series. With $2.30 and some of the cornices actors available, they made some of the best TV so far. And also many other episodes.
TV of that time just makes me happy they managed to put on a little show for broadcast. That was a task on its own, Twilight Zone and Trek really raised the bar.
I actually never gave that full track a solid listen. That buildup rules.
Glory be to UlyssesT, the holy moral authority of Hexbear Dot Net.
:yes-sicko:
I remember names of users that are randomly rude to me only because it's only happened twice, and one of them was that wrecker from yesterday.
Tbf UlyssesT has a very consistent (and imo, obnoxious) posting style, so I'm not surprised someone would be annoyed with him, but holy shit that rant was unhinged.
There's a certain vegan poster that annoys me sometimes, but doesn't post enough pure cringe for me to have beef with. The only other account I've gotten pissed enough to remember negatively got banned for suggesting it was easy to lose weight and body shaming was okay, after criticizing someone for recalling fear when left alone as a child at the horse races. Other than that, I remember most accounts vaguely and fondly, or not at all. Hexbear is too small to stay here if people are pissing me off, it's time for a break when I'm just fighting.
Our pet wrecker knows more about the history of this site then I do and I've been here for like 3 years.
I only have beef with whoever tf keeps logging me out. I will not touch the grass! :frothingfash:
It’s incredible that people are online enough to have beef with specific users on here. I waste so much time on here but as soon as I go do something else I already forgot everything that happened
Same, except I have a little bit of memory for users I find entertaining, or whom I've seen posting long enough, or whom I've argued with (make no mistake, I have a lot of respect for these too).
I want to drop that marty mcfly emote where he's playing music from the future but you guys just have too many fucking emotes? What is it?
Why isn't it :mcfly: ?!
:bawllin-sad: when you don't post enough to be noticed by someone who hates the website
:rat-salute: HAIL THE MORAL AUTHORITY OF HEXBEAR.NET :rat-salute-2:
Initially read that as Confucian-Hitleriaj manifold, like something on an engine that runs on reaction
Bro, I can't believe we're talking to ourselves right now! Talk about cringe!
I wish someone had saved the pumpkin spice guys rants
And the silver legion
It reminds me of those clips from trueanon's rendition of "The Game" in the intro to that one episode.
I've been editing a video all day... I mean because I'm a filthy casual I had to read how to use programs that only use command line so I could convert variable framerate videos to static framerate videos and editing all day. Can I get a recap of the drama?
