Envisioning a rise in ghost sightings, haunted houses, angels , demons and other creepy shit in the coming months from the right wing crowd
those things are real, and are only using gas stoves as a cover to further their agendas.
Bigfoot cranks up the gas stove to lull you into thinking you're just seeing things, he carries a portable range with him everywhere. That's the reason he's so blurry in photos and video, it's the shimmering from the gas stove.
sry, demons have a commitment to fire safety and aren't looking to put hell over capacity by playing around with gas stoves.
This is exactly how JRR Tolkien got his inspiration, he was tripping out on that sweet butane from his gas stove. Looking forward to some real bangers of unhinged right-wing crankery.
Tolkien, on the floor having a seizure: They're called Hobbits! They have big hairy feet, the kind that any Brit would be proud to have!
Brb getting chatGPT to make me an e-book about the benefits of raw natural gas at low levels.
Let's be fair though, they're the sort of people who would see this shit already
we had jewish space lazers, and somehow that wasnt outlandish enough
The idea of boat owners feeling the presence of the red specter that haunts the globe has got me vibing
