Nope, nope, nope
I will not tolerate this heresy against the pie
You will recant this apostasy or forever be damned to Cobblertown
nobody wants to eat the pastry it isn’t even the best part
you gotta step up your pie game
pie is yummy.
pie has the dry crumbly pastry
sounds like you've been having some weak pie. I am sorry. Pie is the closest to ambrosia we are to taste before elysium (should we be so lucky)
I love pies, both desert and savory ones. You can take my pies from my cold, dead hands.
They won't be cold, the god-like warmth of a savory hand-heater has prevented that.
i literally would eat nothing but pie crust if i could, fuck you
you want me to eat a bunch of minced meat/veggie slop and i won't do it I am just going to eat the pie crust
i like how you got everyone to yell at you about something so inconsequential
I agree I will only consume soylent and other rationally designed foods.
Both of these things you identified are largely enjoyable because of the contrasting texture they give to the main part of the food.
Are you here to argue texture doesn't matter? If you aren't I think your criticisms about lack of flavor and nutritional are pretty pointless
literally could not be more wrong about either of these things
