Jesus christ dude it's just a burger, stop moaning :volcel-kamala:
put tasty food in microwave
microwave goes "MMMMMMMMMM"
total silence from you
put tasty food in me
me goes "MMMMMMMMMMMMM"
you: shut up nerd
such is the hypocrisy of man
is it ok if i make the painful mmmm sound while looking like :kombucha-disgust:
Fun fact, not many people know this, if you can gobble even slightly convincingly wild turkeys will gobble back. Eventually they will accept you as their leader.
This the gym grunting thing all over again.
I will scream in ecstasy with an ahegao face EVERY SINGLE TIME I taste chicken tenders.
i always thought it was bc it's hot and slurping it makes it easier to eat
A coworker the other day offered me some of the fish she brought. I was just like "nope" because :im-vegan: and left it at that. She proceeded to do this for like a minute straight, interspersed with "oh, that's so good" and "wow, you're missing out" while I completely ignored her. She then specifically addressed me like "didn't you hear me?" and I had to go "lady I think you're committing a horrific crime against nature right now, at least leave me out of it" and she acted like I was the unreasonable one
People get this weird bug up their ass about vegans. So damn petty.
I'm going to keep enjoying food and you can't stop me. It's one of the few pleasures I have so damn right I'm going to enjoy it to the fullest
People who make mmm sounds when they suck my dick are weird, change my mind.
Jesus christ dude it's just my dick, stop moaning.
How will i let other dsa pmc karens in the pod know that im enjoying my bugmeat treat?
