twitter also turned off their api for anyone who hadn’t paid them, but didn’t realize their own apps and website use the same api. So the whole site stopped working for like an hour.

:my-hero: .

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    A smart and rational system where the person with the most power in a company can't be fired even as he destroys said company.

    Selling the noose that hangs them. It's so good. :stalin-feels-good:

  • kissinger
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      This is like Christmas for the experts in software incidents that I follow. They’re like “I will seriously pay money to be able to go to the post-mortem for this”

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        2 years ago

        lol I often say i would kill to go to a lot of postmortems, i've been saying it a lot lately about twitter

        who is it that you follow? that sounds right up my alley

        • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          These people are excellent at their craft and their tweets seriously broaden my understanding about incidents:

          • https://twitter.com/norootcause
          • https://twitter.com/ahidalgosre
          • https://twitter.com/this_hits_home
          • https://twitter.com/themortalemily

          Also this dude just rocks, and posts so many insightful things about stuff like systems thinking, software philosophy and Marxism. I wish there were more thinkers like him in our industry:

          • https://twitter.com/ReinH
      • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah unfortunately losing money on the stock market only really results in making some other rich asshole richer.

      • CTHlurker [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Not just any rich asshole. Isn't one of the people with the most skin in the game one of the saudi princes? Which means Musk might get bonesawed if he becomes to much of a liability

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This is what happens when you just turn systems off until you find out what breaks.

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Would be funny if they charged themselves and forgot to turn it off so their account drains

    • AtomicBeans [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      "Well we would just take the money back out of the account but Elon suggested we use all new income to invest in Ponzi coin and that's gone down to $0."

  • Goblinmancer [any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Lmao is there any other billionare that's just as failson as him?

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Wyatt Koch is kinda funny. Although not nearly as public as Elon. Also, not sure if he's got a billion yet.

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    why would a raised character limit break the website? I only did a little programming in my time, but aren't characters and strings really basic data types that take up astoundingly small amounts of memory? Is twitter's web-ui that shitty that changing the character limit breaks the site?

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      2 years ago

      imagine you have a messenger pigeon, and try to make it carry a novel

  • RonJonGuaido [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    i'm seeing a lot of posts about the downfall of twitter, being reposted tweets.

    any day now i'm sure lol.