Sobbing Peterson voice: just like us!

Makes the railgun lobsters from Elden Ring even worse than they already are.

so that's why he's called Dr. Peepeeterson

Imagining a lobster interview show named Piss Talk.

Just like me fr fr

I knew I wasn't the only one

People think eating bugs is gross but will gladly eat the big gross sea bug, such hypocrisy

:peterson-pill-dinner:

either when fighting or mating

TFW nobody likes my scientifically accurate enemies-to-lovers lobster fanfic :sadness:

My friend: Hey how u doin dude

Me, a lobster: literally pissing out of my eyes

surface level Peterson lore!

I actually learned this from cumtown