• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    3 months ago

    guessing since they were misidentified at first that the cum extraction didn’t happen in time

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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      3 months ago

      The cum extraction team was absolutely devastated. They had to pull one man out and decommission him for trauma as he was up to his elbows in viscera, fruitlessly trying to jack off a nearly unrecognizable mound of flesh.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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          3 months ago

          I bring my A game to the sickos here on hexbear. Many people think that's a mistake, but I don't know how to stop at this point.

          • 7bicycles [he/him]
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            3 months ago

            Yeah I'll say that's some S+ tier wordsmithing there. I think you should use your powers for better sentences as per content, but I'll be damned if that one isn't gonna bounce around the noggin for the rest of my life

            • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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              3 months ago

              Copy pasta that shit if you like. Spam it at zionists and tell them you have photographic proof but it's just a link to PPB ppb-gigachad

  • Nakoichi [he/him]M
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    3 months ago

    This will never stop being funny to me. Up there with flag kicker guy and dumbasses getting domed in the open because they have zero discipline or situational awareness and the build that got blown up by a rocket cuz they were trying to rig it for demolition.

      • GinAndJuche
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        3 months ago

        “First as tragedy second as farce” version of Masada.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    an incident of so-called friendly fire

    because it wasn't friendly fire, actually
    and another thing: I'm not coping and seething. don't put it in the paper that I coped and seethed

    • GinAndJuche
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      3 months ago

      What’s the actual happening you think was the real event?

      I could easily believe the tank excuse being used to coverup one of those booby trapped buildings getting a big win, as an example.

      • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        I personally think it was friendly fire.

        I was emulating the author of whatever article the screenshot is of who decided to add a "so called" in front of friendly fire because they needed to justify the incident as a "not my guys making a mistake, no no no" to protect their ego or something

        I just think that's a very weird thing to write

  • Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    This is like when amerikan soldiers die in "training accidents". Expect to see more of this as the iof keeps getting clapped. They're not gonna admit how bad they're losing in Gaza.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    This is what happens if we keep feeding weapons to the middle east, the slurs turn them against us

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    How does a tank shell or even sustained tank fire take out 4 sergeants and a captain with zero privates being harmed? Did the tank light up a staff meeting or what?

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      The meme that every conscript in Israel is an officer is somewhat based on truth. They give out promotions very readily to try to ego boost conscripts so they'll stay in the colonial occupation forces longer.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      3 months ago

      with zero privates being harmed

      They're getting more proactive about their gonad harvesting.