Your body is safely hidden away. Regardless of what happens, you will wake up the next day and nobody will wonder where your original body was at the time.
I would take over Bill Gates. Using the good will he still has from the public, I would lean into being a good guy so hard that I sign away all of his wealth, shares, houses, and land over to whatever number of leftist organizations or local communities that could respond to Gates when he's back to normal and wants his shit back.
I'd then organize a press conference where I would make a vague, but damning confession about the connection to :epstein: . I'd read off the names on the flight logs and tell the people in no uncertain terms that everything is true.
I'll order some expensive ass food too because when else would I get the chance.
that all sounds great but you forgot the part where you climb into a guillotine at the end of the 24 hours and release the blade at 23 hours 59 minutes 59.9 seconds.
Uncle Joe, announce that America is a terrorist state, declare war on :ukkk:
right now habitating :macron: you could collapse the french republic in a day
:zelenskyyyyyyy: could tender a cheeky surrender, might get killed over it but it aint my body & a coup would shake the western alliance anyway
Biden and i'd sign arrest warrants for desantis, abbott, trump & costello CIVIL WAR II BABEEE but the libs would actually be forced to step up. also repudiate the gadsden purchase for a laugh, and declare war on canada
:macron: walks out to the protesters, unguarded, and starts talking shit to them in English. Paris Commune 2 is declared by the end of the day.
biden and i would nuke the white house and langey and every military air base with 3 seconds to go
President Joe, cancel all meetings and demand to see the leadership of the CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS, and other governmental intel services like the ones at the Dept of Energy immediately. Pack everyone together in a room in the basement of the White House, and then reveal my bomb vest and pull the trigger.
Actually, can we pick the day? If we can pick the day then I pick the next State of the Union for my plan and do it there, preferably with one of those backpack nukes.
Turn Amazon into a worker-owned co-op where 2% of all proceeds must go to Cuba, changing this rule requires a 98% supermajority, and then disappear into the woods.
I'd go a little smaller than most people are thinking here and be some ghoul like Tim Pool or Matt Walsh to absolutely tank their careers.
