I legit thought she was mid 20s so like damn girl but also

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WHY DON'T THE ZOOMERS EVER LEAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

  • Angel [any]
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    3 months ago
    But I'm a zoomer and I leave my house all the time...

    to visit your mom's! doin-your-mom

    • ta00000 [none/use name]
      ·
      3 months ago

      Thanks for doing that. She needs someone to hang with. Real comradely of you.

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      edit-2
      3 months ago

      My mom is a racist and a transphobe, so I hope you brought a brick. Edit: also doing the Carnivore diet the last I heard, so if you didn't bring a brick, time will probably suffice.

  • flan [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    she's making a post on digg.com about how she spent half the morning macking on a boy toy but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      but got cold feet when it turned out he lives at his moms still.

      why is this still a problem for people? moving out on your own now is hard as fuck, this isn't the 90's

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        3 months ago

        Yeah but the media keeps acting like it's the 90's and even if living with my parents makes sense economically, I can also see how having to put up with my parents could be a deal breaker

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
        ·
        3 months ago

        It's a problem when you're the same age as the mom and realize she's more attractive than her son, who has also revealed himself to be very skibidi Ohio.

    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      holy fuck.. digg is still around? and jesus it looks even worse than it used to back in the day

      • flan [they/them]
        ·
        3 months ago

        i assume it's a zombie brand that still exists for verizon or yahoo or some other PE dumping ground to farm ad revenue.

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    edit-2
    3 months ago

    I'm a year away and I wish someone would rizz me up. Keep at it homie. I'm sure she appreciates it.

  • SSJ2Marx
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    3 months ago

    I remember when I was sixteen I chatted up a Chinese lady at a ski resort. I thought she was a high schooler, she thought I was in my late twenties.

  • Nakoichi [he/him]
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    edit-2
    3 months ago

    Whatever man get it. Age is just a number (within reason of course) I hooked up with a coworker that was like 10 years my senior (I was in my mid 30s at the time) if you like someone and there is chemistry why not?

    • BigHaas [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 months ago

      Idk man I just don't got that dog in me

        • Tripbin [none/use name]
          ·
          3 months ago

          Idk if I consider them men of action. Sure they're great at spreading awareness by asking important questions like "who" but what did they do to help the dogbreak situation?

          • Sunforged@lemmy.ml
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            3 months ago

            *removed externally hosted image*

            In the second half of the third verse there is a line that clearly marks the Men from Baha, as men of action. Saying: "Me and my white short shorts And I can't see color, any color will do I'll stick on you, that's why they call me Pitbull 'Cause I'm the man of the land When they see me, they say, "Woo"

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
    ·
    3 months ago

    I'm pretty sure 37 is like younger than the average age on this site, so I'm surprised this hasn't been ratioed yet

    • BigHaas [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 months ago

      I'm complaining more about the lack of young people at my events rather than 37 year olds being hot to the point of confusion

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
        ·
        3 months ago

        Yeah young people need to get out more, but stay off my lawn

    • BobDole [none/use name]
      ·
      3 months ago

      This place is such a weird meeting of ages. I think we have a couple retirees here, even.

        • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
          ·
          3 months ago

          At this point I'm sincerely hoping we no longer have literal children. I think part of the biweekly struggle sessions, in retrospect, was just an age thing. A few years and a little bit of frontal lobe development seems like it's gone a long way to chilling us all the fuck out lmao.

          • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
            ·
            3 months ago

            Even the least mature seeming people I see on here strike me as being at least 18. Teens tend to be... less coherent.

            • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
              ·
              3 months ago

              And my account is 4 years old! Ergo, I very well may have been interacting with 14 year olds at its inception. Yikes.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
    ·
    3 months ago

    There wasn't a dead giveaway like her constantly sounding like a 2011 reddit thread?

  • peeonyou [he/him]
    ·
    3 months ago

    oh man.. i'm old.. i dont even know what this means

      • dannoffs [he/him]
        ·
        3 months ago

        Rizz is like the only gen younger than me slang that intuitively made sense to me. I still don't understand how "cap" means "to lie"

        • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
          ·
          3 months ago

          At least it's not rhyming slang that has been condensed.

          For example, the older Australian slang for a British person is "pom", which is short for pomegranate, which rhymes (in their accent) with immigrant.