yes, I fully agree, the US should march across a mostly unpopulated trail of hills/forests the length of all of Europe to sneak up on Moscow and OWN let Putler from behind (DAE from behind wink wink).
Critical support for top US military strategists in their cumquest to pwn Russia.
What if we made the same foolish attempt to invade Russia, but took the longer and more treachorous route?
hegel and engels both failed to realize that history happens three times: tragedy, farce, and just absolute pure comedy.
tragedy, farce, and very funny but the fact they haven't realised what's happening is actually kind of sad now
"how many times do we have to teach you the contradictions of class society, old man!"
The funniest part is that it's been done before
By every measure, President Wilson's interventions in Russia failed.[6] The Eastern Front had not been reestablished, the war supplies stockpiled in Russian ports had not been saved, and no popular, progressive, non-Communist government had been established. The Japanese continued to meddle in Siberian affairs for another two years in a futile effort to carve out a puppet state. Even the successful extrication of the Czech Legion had little to do with Graves' small expedition. In the words of Chief of Staff Peyton C. March, the expeditions in Russia had been little more than “a military crime”.[4]
Lol I propose a land war - in Asia! Mongolia even! :inconceivable: .
Paradox Interactive and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species.
Excuse me, I'll have you know that /u/fuck_the_ccp1 has over 6,000 confirmed hours playing Risk online and is ranked in the top 100 players.
This would be a bad idea even in a fourX game! I think they're just an idiot.
This would be terrible in hoi. No lines of supply, totally surrounded by potentially hostile countries.
briliant just transport all the military equipment and troops for this invasion into mongolia across China and Russia and you're sorted
Ah yes, Mongolia is just chomping at the bit to piss off both of its much larger neighbors at the same time.
Idk, man. They have historically had a few incredible runs.
I'm convinced the first Battletech army is going to come spilling out of Mongolia soon or later.
Mongolian people are famous for their hospitality. Also for the several times they fucked the everloving dogshit out of anything that stood in their way. Don't fuck with people that would rather welcome you than harm you. They're trying to do your ass a favor.
I'm being a bit hyperbolic/jocular but I would not fuck with the Mongols.
Battletech army
I'm thinking an entire army mounted on motorcycles. ATGM squadrons riding around faster than the tank turrets can rotate, bringing RPGs to bear against side and rear armor. Supported by guys in sidecars with Iglas, moving too fast to be accurately bombed and firing heat seekers at any plane or helicopter that tries. A hundred bikes with attached mortars riding in a Cantabrian circle shooting 40mm shells at a town full of infantry.
I’m thinking an entire army mounted on motorcycles.
So, maybe more Orks from 40k?
A hundred bikes with attached mortars riding in a Cantabrian circle shooting 40mm shells at a town full of infantry.
'Cause I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse, I ride
I'm wanted (♫Wanted♫) dead or alive
I don't think Orks actually use Motorcycles. That's more of a White Scars (the explicitly Mongolia-based Space Marine faction) thing.https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Ork-Warbiker-Mob-2018
:shrug-outta-hecks:
china and russia would be too busy laughing to be able to fight. pretty credible plan
No one will convince me this isn't actually a Chinese sponsored troll account to honeypot dipshit liberals
This reads like one of those failed ChatGPT responses where the AI doesn’t have an answer so it just starts making things up.
Logistics would probably be complicated. That's why I suggest we hire Elon Musk to dig a tunnel all the way to Ulgii.
okay so hear me out
takes swig from flask
we start a war against a nuclear power supplied entirely by air over a diplomatically hostile nation and march through 3000 miles of empty forest and hills to get to the front
look at this idiot moving his units physically
you just set your spawn point to mongolia, duh
Okay, you have invaded Russia through Mongolia. The entire world is now a smoking crater because it rapidly escalated to a nuclear exchange.
These dipshits actually think that none of Russia's nukes work, based on zero evidence.
Risking 8 billion lives because of some Facebook meme they probably saw
If an India vs Pakistan nuclear exchange happens the jungles of the subcontinent will die. Then the forest fires will rage. It is theorized that this would be enough to trigger a global climate crisis, blotting out the sun, leading crop failures and more plants dying leading to, you guessed it, more fires.
And we could call that a limited exchange.
Reddit is full of so many imbeciles.
Also India and Pakistan have about 300 nukes combined
USA has 3700, Russia has 6000
Also Hindu nationalists like Modi aren't helping the situation. They've had a lot of tensions over the years.
There has been all kinds of tension between the two probably ever since the partition.
That or our missile defenses will guard us from the worst of an ICBM barrage. A lot of them genuinely believe this
the missile defenses that had a 40% success rate when the exact origin coordinates of the offending missile was known and no offending decoys were simulated
besides everything else mongolia is famously friendly with Russia and hostile towards China so, lol, lmao
"Hi China, so umm, we are going to invade Russia from Mongolia. As anyone in the right state of mind would know it's gonna be a logistical nightmare. So we suppose we have to ask: can we borrow your Tianjin port and your railroad system, so we can transport stuff into Mongolia? Also don't shoot when our convoys fly over your sovereign territory. xoxo"
(Re: Tianjin port, I think Mongolia exports most of its not-China-destined coals and resources through that, which is why as much as they pretend to look for a "third neighboring nation" they can't really afford to irk China too much)
