Oh no, you poor thing, you're a tankie aren't you? Me? I'm an actual, fucking goddamn historian. I know what the USSR was like. I lived through the latter half of the era. Yeah, I'm probably older than most people here. So no, I don't think I'll be watching Hankie or whoever you suggested.
And by the way, repeated use of the word "dingus" doesn't make it any less pathetic. Grow up you Japanimation-profile picture-having dick shining, shit gobbling, c*nt. Yeah, I can also curse like a fucking goddamn adult too. Now, go fuck yourself you should-have-been aborted boot licker.
This is my last response. I don't waste my time on historical revisionist children.
Original post: https://new.reddit.com/r/VaushV/comments/12yomo4/comment/jhqhb4b/
https://old.reddit.com/user/IsaKissTheRain/
They're a plague rat: https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracyundone/comments/g0woid/covid_19_the_truth_will_out/
Least surprising thing I've seen all day
I "lived through" the last decade of the USSR in a country that actually shared a border with it, so I suppose that means I would automatically win any debate with this idiot just because of proximity?
"look, when i was a kid, the president of the united states, the most important person in the world, and also an actor who starred alongside a chimp, told me that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, so I think I know a little more about it than you, bucko"
Ah, yes, the 90s, a universally magical time since the collective memory of Americans is clouded by euphoric nostalgia (or imagined nostalgia for those younger).
Playstation and SNES, too many sitcoms to name, Nickelodeon, Madonna, the horrific death and poverty brought about the dissolution of the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia, Pokemon...
:farnsworth: I lived during the days of :freedom-and-democracy:
That is one seriously fuckcrustable twatwaffle
Manparts needy drinky
Yeah, I can also curse like a fucking goddamn adult too.
"I'll cuss like a goddamn shitty-titty booger-butt-balls adult any motherfucking time I want to, you tankie biz-niz-iatch."
In four years they've only said the word "historian" on one other post 10 days ago. Previously they described themselves as a video game artist. Very little activity in history subreddits but I can't find those comments to see how they described themselves in r/askhistorians.
I'm actually the creative visionary behind a little thing called Diaper Luigi.
dollars to donuts they mean "history undergrad." Although the thought of someone with an actual degree watching :funny-clown-hammer: is very funny
Remembering when fash egg boy Stefan Molyneaux was a "big" thing back in the day. He acted as if having a BA in History gave him the ultimate authority to speak about things.
Wasn't that found to be a complete made up claim? From what I remember :melon-musk: only has a degree in business (lol) which he got after being kicked out of Paypal. IIRC he started a degree in physics, but dropped out due to the X-company shit that later got merged into paypal.
like that one post on r/lgbtq with an EU/Gay flag
sad
I lived through the latter half of the era
so not even a bitter Eastern bloc person just some self-righteous anglo who internalized all the propaganda & mistook it for how the world actually was
This is not how someone who is 60 talks, which is the minimum age you would have to be to remember the Soviet Union as an adult
It reads like someone is doing a parody of the world's most insufferable redditor. But the fact it's on the V*ush sub means it's a real person 🤮
It reads like someone is doing a parody of the world’s most insufferable redditor.
I checked out their account earlier today, and this is exactly what I thought as well. Literally every single comment is like this. Fucking wild.
Lmao I somehow doubt this person is as old as they say they are.
Just a guess.
It does have a "I was a sniper in the navy seals" vibe to it.
I feel like r/vaush posting should basically count as :funny-clown-hammer:-posting
Like honestly what are you doing there comrade
It was posted in r/ShitLiberalsSay as the redacted image. I went looking for the source to see what kind of goober this is. It just happened to be in one of the worst places on the site.
jesus christ, what a petulant anticommunist fit. it's not smug enough for /r/neoliberal, maybe /r/politics or one of the more normie subs? lemme see-
:squidward-nervous:
also i like when someone specifically claims that they can curse like a "fucking goddamn adult" but their prose sounds like it came from a 2009 livejournal argument about fanfiction.
That's what intrigued me enough to track it down. Libertarians, outright Nazis, neoliberals, and niche esoteric knowledge reactionaries are different kinds of insufferable Guy. I don't usually hear them speak like a librarian trying to curse for the first time on 2008 reddit. It seemed like a mythical goober and I needed to see what kind of Guy they are. Would have guessed a Le Rationalist Gentleman before a Vaushite.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Trunity College, and I've been involved in numerous secret digs on Dier El Medina , and I have over 300 confirmed artifacts. I am trained in Annales School and I'm the top publishee in the entire Royal Historical Society. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Archaeologists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can classify your strata in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in historical analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ashmolean Museum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
Imagine how pathetic a boomer or gen X :funny-clown-hammer: fan must be
Like his main fanbase are dipshit teenagers he's trying to groom
Right, imagine being a 50 something rabid Vaushite and how bleak that looks.
Imagine being that old and getting this het up on the Vaush subreddit.
As usual, this person is (almost certainly) not actually that old and does not remember the soviet union. At most they might remember their anticommunist parents or grandparents talking about how the evil soviets took away their slaves or whatever
Certainly, if they were actually a historian, they'd probably know that living in a western country during the 70s and 80s wouldn't give you any special knowledge. Indeed, you'd have a decent chance of knowing less than nothing given the Reagan's "evil empire" rhetoric.
Why would you even lie about any of this? And then why put very little effort into the lies? Very sad
