• MerryChristmas [any]
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    2 years ago

    Growing up my Iranian friend's dad ran a shitty little pawn shop and he did most of his business in paper cash. At the end of each day, he'd take the money to the bank and he'd bring his katana with him for protection. Watching a Muslim walk into a bank with a giant sword just after 9/11 is honestly the only time I've ever respected a dude with a katana.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Carrying a weapon while brown isn't like an instant suicide?

      • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Iranians have a lot of skin tones and can often pass for Euro ancestry, at least in the US.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I've started to come around on public sword-carring as a mood booster since things have been getting really shitty. This guy looked around, saw that this is the cyberpunk dystopia we get, and said "fuck it, fine, now or never".

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Honda-kun, you have violated the sacred code of the bike lane. Cars are not meant to interact with my caste. Prepare to die.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    In my cucked communist country I would be stopped by the cops just for going out in public with a ninjato stuffed in the belt of my shorts :rage-cry:

    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      What about for mounted infantry? I'm thinking he probably dismounts to fight.

      • Comp4 [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I think he could carry both. A lance to pierce chuds and then he dismounts and gets in close combat with his trusty katana . A traveling Bike knight who roams the dark lands of Florida to slay chuddery wherever he finds it.

  • AHopeOnceMore [he/him]
    cake
    B
    ·
    2 years ago

    The cavalry is here. Try not to sexualize them, they are pure of heart.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      King Of the Mountain, cycling speech for "the fastest cyclist for this track/segment"

  • Big_Bob [any]
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    2 years ago

    Gotta have a big knife to cut all that cake.