lol i didn't realize the front part of it with the viewport was also the toilet area. Which was "hidden by curtain when in use"

L U X U R Y

  • Rom [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine holding in a shit until you were bolted in and forcing everyone on board to experience it. The sounds, the smells, everything. Absolute power move.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    There literally isn't even any windows on the outside for passengers. They could have just been sitting in a fucking dumpster for 2 hours while the pilot makes noises with his mouth and shows them a fucking replica of the titanic in a swimming pool

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I think the idea was they'd take turns crawling over the shit bucket to look out the front viewport.

    • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah but then they’d all be alive and we’d never have heard about it.

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Counterpoint: I could shove a dumpster full of billionaires into a pool for a lot cheaper than whatever this bozo spent on his stupid subnautical tube and I could fleece just as much money out of billionaires

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      2 years ago

      There literally isn't even any windows on the outside for passengers.

      They probably should've started with not skimping on the one window they did have before thinking about adding more.

  • TheRealChrisR [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    What do you mean the sub had an area that you couldnt go in?

    Oh, yeah, well, he had a piece of plywood painted black. Like it was the, uh, wall of the sub. Like it was the end of the sub. But I could hear people in there. And there was a part of it that was over the bathroom. And sometimes we'd see a hand come under and grab the bathroom to pull it to their side. And the hand had a Super Bowl ring on it. And every few minutes, the wall would push up, like they were trying to get more space. When I asked Stockton what was going on, he said, "Shut up."

  • blobjim [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    What idiot would agree to this at all. Completely insane.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      they're billionaires, that means they're smart and you're stupid for thinking this is stupid

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I just realized that when they got imploded they also got covered in their own piss and shit

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    did they ever release any images of the debris of this highly successful submersible

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    the only design flaw i see is its size. they should've made it bigger so more billionaires could fit inside

  • neeps [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    A fancy flight sim stick and some buttons and switches only costs like $300. Couldn't they have shelled out for that much just to make it look more legit?