My intro to business law class: "Anyone who leaves the room for any reason is automatically failed! Now let me rant for a half an hour about how the Duke lacrosse scandal was a partisan conspiracy against white people!"
The intro to chemistry class I took instead: "Alright so today we're gonna talk about exothermic reactions, and I've got a video for this. [puts on a fucking camcorder video of him setting off bombs in the woods]"
Hell yeah, I regret assuming chemistry majors were all poindexters. Just like how everyone assumes you're pre-med if you tell them you're a biology major. I probably missed out on some fun friendships with budding tf2 demomen
My gen ed econ class: "Let's watch this John Stossel video about how the government lost one million dollars last year."
My animal biology courses: "Check out this weird creature and its fucked up dick!"
My intro to business law class:
"Anyone who leaves the room for any reason is automatically failed! Now let me rant for a half an hour about how the Duke lacrosse scandal was a partisan conspiracy against white people!"
The intro to chemistry class I took instead:
"Alright so today we're gonna talk about exothermic reactions, and I've got a video for this. [puts on a fucking camcorder video of him setting off bombs in the woods]"
There are two kinds of chemistry teachers, and one of them is wanted by the FBI for teaching 8 year olds how to make Semtex.
Hell yeah, I regret assuming chemistry majors were all poindexters. Just like how everyone assumes you're pre-med if you tell them you're a biology major. I probably missed out on some fun friendships with budding tf2 demomen
dudes rock
My zoology professor was very pro eco-terrorism and had us read Kropotkin's Mutual Aid a Factor of Evolution as part of the curriculum
damm they really paid off dr. evil huh