Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoBreaking news: I suckmessage-squaremessage-square23 fedilinkarrow-up117file-text
arrow-up117message-squareBreaking news: I suckDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square23 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexagonhexbear7·2 years agoAs if I don't have a vacuum cleaner link
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]hexbear6·2 years agoHow do you operate a vacuum...with your wings or your talons? Or do you just push it around by pecking it repeatedly link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexagonhexbear6·2 years agoUmm uhhh umm LOOK BEHIND YOU link
minus-squareDingus_Khan [he/him, they/them]hexbear2·2 years agoI choose to imagine a knife wielding owl covered in dirt atop a roomba like a cursed technical link
How though owls don't have lips? Very sus
As if I don't have a vacuum cleaner
How do you operate a vacuum...with your wings or your talons? Or do you just push it around by pecking it repeatedly
Umm uhhh umm LOOK BEHIND YOU
I choose to imagine a knife wielding owl covered in dirt atop a roomba like a cursed technical