i've been skimming the r/UFO megathread about the grusch hearing, and holy shit—americans are taking this shit seriously???
here's a summary provided by some reddit users:
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Gaetz saw a previously unmentioned UAP (a leaker reached out to him, unknown individuals tried to prevent his access to the information)
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A UAP has injuried someone(s) trying to reverse engineer it
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Both humans and UAPs have harmed human witnesses
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One of our pilots mentioned a previously unmentioned UAP hovering at a work, pilot got within 50 feet (black cube in clear sphere model)
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A football field-sized red cube UAP
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Grusch's wife and Grusch saw something that terrified them
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The gov has communicated with them
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Corporations are on secret bankrolls that congress clearly isn't aware of to work on this
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They are top secret classification and committee members who should have access don't and are unaware of the projects
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Biological material has been retrieved
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Grusch has seen the vehicles but not the entities
lol. lmao, even
Aliens: We now own you earthlings. You will be forced to work for us. You will only get three days a week off from work, and 30 days of vacation. You will be forced to work your species' maximum productivity of 10 hours a week. To keep diseases from making everyone else unproductive, you will not be allowed to go out or work while you are sick. To keep you docile, we will only compensate you 50% of the amount of wealth you generate.
Chuds would get the most mad about alien overlords if those overlords were less cruel to the wrong people.![grill-broke grill-broke](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/25b7b753-fc47-45dd-8b7c-7536ad6b091c.png)
Aliens: We literally can't tell any difference
Promise?![powercry-1 powercry-1](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d28768f8-4b38-45e0-821a-e570c7e5f5e5.png)
Calvinists would go to war