• Grownbravy [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    I would require my crew to dress and talk like pirates for the rescue operation. it already couldnt get more surreal for the distressed ship, why shouldnt it go full scooby doo?

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      AVAST ME HEATIES! We be boardin ye fair vessel, puttin lines to her, and towing her back te our pirate berth. I'd ask ye what say ye to that, but I'm not being inclined to give ye the choice of the matter.

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      can't go too far or your pirate crew is gonna get stuck in the sargassum

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I admit that if I was in danger at sea, and a rescue ship arrived, and it was that, I would probably make this face ⛵ soypoint-2

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Wish I could live on a giant wooden ship and tour the coast as a historical pirate re-enactor, teaching people about how pirates lived.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      That feel when you're given hardtack and grog every day and have a lot of chores. you-are-a-serf

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      You can at least live on a tall ship in many places. Pay is shit and work is hard, but they're always looking for people.

      And I know a few full time living history types. Some paid to do it but most just do it. You can just wear a tricorn and a robe anglaise all day every day if you want. There's no law they can't stop you and your Panniers will keep them at a safe distance (This post brought to you by Da Share Zone)

    • Gabbo [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      If you were really, really good at it, you could probably find a way to do it for a living. Steep learning curve though

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    i unironically want clipper cargo shipping to come back. just another thing we can make more ecological and employ fucktons of people in

  • bigmonkey [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    https://www.gotheborg.se/news/rescue-of-sailing-boat/#:~:text=Just%20after%204pm%2C%20a%20distress%20call%20was%20sent,from%20the%2025th%20to%20the%2026th%20of%20April.