Do these guys think Obama wouldn't hire a hitman and would personally drown his chef?
Maybe after years of drone strikes, he needed to feel what it was like to do it with his own hands
Well his phone rang, he picked up and it was Meryl Streep.
"President Obama. President Barack Obama. Barack Hussein Obama"
Suddenly, his entire posture and demeanor changed. He stormed into the kitchen, grabbed his personal chef, and held his head in the big pot of water for the lobsters until he died.
By the time Michelle and the girls found him, he was down by the water desperately trying to save the chef who was seen in a capsized kayak
oh god, we had second gunman theory, now we're gonna have second paddleboarder theory?
PLEASE COME UP WITH NEW MATERIAL
The image of Obama personally going out and doing an assassination is incredibly fucking funny. Don't these losers know he has minions to do that for him?
my man had to cut his own veggies for the first time and it went south fast.
When is the last time you saw a rich lanyard with a shiner. I don't think this is true but trump knows what he is doing.
That isn't him, it's @The_Trump_Train they're just using the same pfp
Regardless of who did it, we're all in agreement here that the chef was obviously assassinated right?
Are bandaids on the hand the new "everyone wearing a boot has been arrested"? Can't wait for the newest Q nonsense.
If that's all the damage you do struggling against someone drowning you, you went down like a punk ass
Bad joke
Why did Obama have the chef killed by drowning?
Punched
Because the chef had repeatedly failed to keep it al dente.
