the virgin please clap, the chad clap for that you stupid bastards
I hope the rest of the election is just the old men hating the troops
Listen Folks: No one hates the troops more than me. Iraqis, Vietnamese, Afghans, you name em! always come up to me and say: President Trump, thank you so much for making troop's lives worthless. Its terrific folks.
Now Listen Here Jack, The minute I heard my son signed up for the Amerikkkan military I disowned him right there! I always hated the troops, thought they were a bunch of malarkey. In fact, as vice president, Mao Zedong called me a great anti imperialist and an honorary member of the red guards
stop trying to make me like trump and biden, its not going to happen no matter how occasionally based they are
can someone please make a commie biden fic like the one we have with trump
Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who’s laughing now?
He saw that Trump called veterans losers and suckers and knew he had to one up that
Okay, Biden is actually trying to appeal to the left now. What timeline is this?
if/when the dems lose, they will have nobody but themselves to blame for rallying around a guy who's brain is melting
https://politics.theonion.com/you-re-a-piece-of-shit-and-i-hope-everyone-like-you-di-1841363666/
as far as I can tell it's new but I don't remember how I found it even though it was 10 minutes ago, I'm high
It’s from 2016. You can tell because his brain isn’t leaking out his ears yet.
"I have incredible good judgment"
I never heard any of his speeches but he sounds like doing a Trump impression. Not denying anything here, just saying.
