We've got to bring civility back to the white house.
Also, Trump likes pee, teeheehehe
Unironically, when Trump inevitably brings up the drug test in the debate, Biden should say that Trump has an unhealthy obsession with pee.
Copypasted from someone else's comment the other day:
'I’m telling you this all ends with us seeing Trump’s dick. Mark my words. The last sublimation of the power struggle between liberalism and fascism is a literal dick measuring contest. Libs can’t humiliate Trump in any other meaningful way. The last frontier is his dick. If he wins in November, there will be calls to see his dick.'
I had to unlock my sub-cellar, pry up several loose floorboards, open a puzzle-locked trunk and smash a pane of glass labeled "For emergencies; single use only" to bring you this next sentence, so here it is:
Pretty based of the Biden campaign tbh
A good story would be something like hiring a prostitute to secure a urine test
