Yes, I screenshotted my reply. I wasn't sure if the jerk off emoji was a better title and I figured this way I get the best of both worlds.

    • regul [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Introducing: Axe Man-mojis!

      • VILenin [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Manly emojis so you can be a manly masculine male manly man. Would you like to sign up for our manly masculine tough manly man subscription box full of tough masculine manly man shit?

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Also, but this camo baby carrier so people will know that you're not gay while you care for the child you produced via coitus with a woman.

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          frantically stuffing reams of Manly Man Monthly under my matress

          i read it for the articles mom!

          edit: just so we're clear, this is a joke about the mens magazines of my youth being indistinguishable from gay porno, because they both depict hot sweaty semi clothed man bods. not a joke conflating masculine insecurity with being gay. carry on

        • lvysaur [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          This insecurity keeps entire industries alive

          tomahawk steaks and beard oil