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  • chmos [any]
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    4 years ago

    I don’t think they’ll send him back even if he’s dying. Keep the narrative of perfect health going for as long as possible and hope he doesn’t die until after the election. No way the republicans can win if it looks like Trump is on his death bed.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      They'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead

      • threshold [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        please please please let this happen.

        The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president!

      • chmos [any]
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        4 years ago

        You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."

      • Wertheimer [any]
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        4 years ago

        Former President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml