What toughest battle did they give you?

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    I was sitting on my couch when I saw a guy on TV steal a podium. It was the most traumatic experience of my entire life

    via-getty

  • Infamousblt [any]
    hexagon
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    2 months ago

    They didn't accept Apple Pay at my bottomless mimosa brunch! How was I supposed to know it was cash only kitty-cri-screm

  • UlyssesT
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Hopefully your corporate paid for health insurance covers PTSD therapy

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Fortunately Apple has a generous trade in program even if the screen is cracked so you should be okay

      • StalinStan [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        If only the failing Russians weren't powerful enough to just order our ex-president around this could have been avoided. It is sad that there are so few of them left after our wild success in the proxy war. We only need to triple the military budget to cleans that region of any Russian ethnicity left. Which is obviously just and good

    • Infamousblt [any]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      I appreciate your sacrifice for the stonks-up you're really doing the Lord's Great Work

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    When Ronald Reagan won in the 80's I knew I could never even smile at a leftist or else Democrats would never win the presidential election ever again

    Actually that battle has been pretty easy, it pretending that I agree with leftist on anything is the hard bit. Grinds my gears that I have to have them vote for me, while also not offering anything they want to vote for, just things they want to vote against.

  • VILenin [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Russia make China take to Uyghur Havana tinyman gun attack triangle heart syndrome