I can beat trump

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
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      21 days ago

      That just gave me a flash vision of Mortal Kombat II, but you're playing as Biden, having forgotten the meds that make him stop challenging people to fistfights that day, and you have to climb the tournament, fighting Scaramouchi, Kushner, Giuliani, "Dark Brandon" using palette-swapped Biden sprites, and other wacky characters before you can battle the big wet cheeto himself

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    21 days ago

    ridiculous how difficult is to beat Trump, only he can do it. I urged everyone to write in Biden but sadly all the capitalist money was behind Kamala and Trump. Bourgeois democracy smh.

  • GeorgeZBush [he/him]
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    21 days ago

    Honestly, this was fated to happen as soon as he got nominated

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    21 days ago

    “He changed the subject to how much his mother hated the English. His parents were Irish and she had written several poems about her hatred of the English. He went off to find them and returned with hundreds of poems describing how God must smite the English and rain blood on our heads.”

    He also recalled how his mother, Catherine Finnegan – known as Jean – visited the UK and spent a night in a hotel where, she was told, the Queen had once stayed.

    “She was so appalled that she slept on the floor all night, rather than risk sleeping on a bed that the Queen had slept on,” Pritchett wrote, adding she personally admired anyone who allowed their principles to take precedence over a comfortable bed.

    My GOAT's mom was even more of a GOAT cri