They are just socialists on a more national, local level. So they're basically just like "grow and buy local" liberals that oppose the fascist Drumpf! To those red fascist tankies in the room, LEARN TO READ GERMAN you TANKIES! 
To the non-tankies interested, join us on our lemmy instance where we discuss, among other things: epic bacon memes, i fucking love science videos, and a whole host of other mid to late 2000s internet humor because our brains are stuck in that era and we became the boomers we hated so much!
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guys guys, urinal cakes are actual cakes! It's right there in the name!
Ben Franklin was literally the 1700s version of Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Who the fuck goes to an outhouse and is like "man, I sure could go for a cookie while I'm doing my business?"
1700s guys were gross.
That’s a good one.
“Nazis were left because they were ‘national socialists!’”
“Have you ever eaten a urinal cake?”
So, you like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea then right?
Nice try tankie, but North Korea is actually not a democracy. They may call it that, but they are authoritarian and the people are basically zombie drones who blindly follow the leader. Unlike here in the US, where we freely chose our democratically elected leaders!
That's not what I learned from Stay Stay, DPRK! You clearly haven't done your homework.
There are many possible responses to this but the one I've settled on is "So you believe what the Nazis said?"
I am le epic science man.
discovers that killing a person results in their death
writes "subject expired" on clipboard
Another successful experiment!
I am le epic science man.
BRAH HAVE U SEEN OPPENHEIMER? that movie BLEW MY MIND BRO!!! I haven't been that tripped out since INCEPTION! WHOAH THAT WAS SUPER DEEEEEP!!
To paraphrase Engels:
These gentlemen think that when they have ascertained the names of things they have ascertained the very nature of the things themselves. This is how these profound thinkers mock at the whole world.
It's from On Authority:
When I submitted arguments [about the nature of authority] to the most rabid anti-authoritarians, the only answer they were able to give me was the following: Yes, that's true, but there it is not the case of authority which we confer on our delegates, but of a commission entrusted!
These gentlemen think that when they have changed the names of things they have changed the things themselves. This is how these profound thinkers mock at the whole world.
