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  • TelestialBeing [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Prediction: when/if Biden wins, Trump will bitch and deny it for a while, but will ultimately give up and go out with a whimper. QAnon followers will then conclude that since Trump, as they understand him, would never simply surrender to the deep state without doing the Storm, the Trump who leaves the White House cannot be the real Trump, but only a clone. The real Trump will of course be in occultation, waiting for the right moment to return and execute Barack Obama and Nellie Ohr, but he will still communicate with the faithful indirectly through his da'i. There will also be a Zaidi/Khawarij sect who believe that it really was Trump, but that by conceding office he annulled his right to be Trump, and that the mantle of Donald Trump has now passed to another scion of the Ahl al-Bayt, possibly Barron.

    • BobaFettyWap [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I thought we were in a golden age of Q with the rise of Save The Children.

      The victory is the Deep State over Trump would be 100 percent confirmation

      • TelestialBeing [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The year is 2045, the aftermath of the Third American Civil War. The Southeast is under the dominion of the Rojasid Successorate, ruled by the son of Scotty the Kid, who revealed in the midst of the last war that he was not just the emissary of the hidden Barron, but in fact Barron himself, and therefore the rightful president. Every year, thousands make the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago, where they throw bad food at an effigy of Graydon Carter and drive a golf cart seven times between different holes.

        • Sankara [he/him,any]
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          4 years ago

          In the American battle of Karbala (Kansas), Don Jr, Eric Trump and other Trump family members and friends march up to a Kansas City Fuddruckers to take it back from the unjust QAnon traitors who stopped recognizing Barron's Imamate. After a long battle where Eric Trump valiantly brings soda to his brother, but he sadly dies after getting bullets to both his eyes. Don Jr is then ran over by a Chevrolet pick-up and killed, while Tiffany gets captured and dies unceremoniously in St. Louis a few years later. The shrines of Don Jr and Eric are visited yearly by millions of Americans that prove their allegience to Imam Barron by visiting the shrine of the two martyrs

    • Sankara [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      Absolutely halal brother, Trump as the chud Mahdi is just the type of quasi-religion that this cursed nation makes. There will also be a Sunni-inspired QAnon sect, which shows up after Trump dies for real. They will believe that the mantle of conducting the Storm can be transferred to one of the companions of Trump. Pence is Abu Bakr, Giuliani is Omar and Kushner is Ali after he married Ivanka