• Circra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Nah he's just gonna double decker every toilet in the place before Jan.

      • Circra [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I dunno. I'd imagine a solid one would be harder to uncover and last longer.

        Just picturing Trump, feet planted on the closed toilet lid squeezing out a turd the rough size and shape of a small cannonball, consistency and colour of foul smelling gray playdough streaked with blood into the cistern. Then waiting for his vision to return, popping a beta blocker and moving on to the next one.

        Just going on and on till January.