You will never be a real Chad. You have no chin, you have no wrists, you have no sex. You are an incel twisted by steroids and improper lifting form into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “sex” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your recessed jaw behind closed doors. Chads are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dweebs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Chad. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your adolescent, stagnant axe body spray. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a bench, pump some iron, not use a spotter, and drop the bar on your own throat. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Reddit posts, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably weak. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Nobody in your life respects you. You are the most pathetic little worm anyone you know has ever seen. You disgust them. They hate you for making them feel such pitty for a living thing. They wish you did not exist to make them feel this way.
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You will never be a real Chad. You have no chin, you have no wrists, you have no sex. You are an incel twisted by steroids and improper lifting form into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “sex” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your recessed jaw behind closed doors. Chads are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dweebs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Chad. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your adolescent, stagnant axe body spray. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a bench, pump some iron, not use a spotter, and drop the bar on your own throat. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Reddit posts, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably weak. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Go get him tiger, you got this one comrade. Support for all my comrades putting trolls in their place
Get his ass comrade
nice
Shameless copied from here:
https://hexbear.net/post/52996
Another good one:
https://hexbear.net/post/52939
Nobody in your life respects you. You are the most pathetic little worm anyone you know has ever seen. You disgust them. They hate you for making them feel such pitty for a living thing. They wish you did not exist to make them feel this way.
jfc what did he say
I edited this because it was transphobic but if you want to see what the original person said check the mod logs or pm me.
If people want to see they can check the modlog. otherwise I'd keep that sort of thing out of the general comments.
Ok thank you. I will keep that in mind for the future, I appreciate the vigilance.
I would ask you edit the comment out of your post.
Done
why do all the chuds gotta get the good low hanging usernames.
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you will never be anything but a limp dicked disappointment so
if your soul had a dick it would have erectile dysfunction and also phimosis
Why are you so mad?
you will never know what it's like to have healthy relationships with people
buh moment