Exteriority [he/him] to Main • 4 years agoNYPD's finest counter-terrorism specialist, Frank O'Donuts, is closely monitoring CNN's twitter feed to keep NY citizens safe from uhh.. an explosion in Lebanonimagemessage-square39 fedilinkarrow-up1107
arrow-up1107imageNYPD's finest counter-terrorism specialist, Frank O'Donuts, is closely monitoring CNN's twitter feed to keep NY citizens safe from uhh.. an explosion in LebanonExteriority [he/him] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square39 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareregul [any]hexbear23·4 years agoFucking what? These have got to just be some of those cronyism handout jobs, right? Like US Ambassador to Monaco or whatever? link
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]hexbear15·4 years agoahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day link
minus-squaregayhobbes [he/him]hexbear9·4 years ago jerk off in the beach :face with raised eyebrow: link
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]hexbear6·4 years agoYeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons. link
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]hexbear5·4 years agoOh, right. Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators. link
minus-squaregayhobbes [he/him]hexbear6·4 years agoHaha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand. link
minus-squareRNAi [he/him]hexbear4·4 years agoOooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink. link
minus-squaregayhobbes [he/him]hexbear6·4 years agoYes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune link
minus-squareBASED_BALL [none/use name]hexbear5·4 years agopaired with a coors because it's fucking close to water link
minus-squareduck [he/him,they/them]hexbear3·4 years agoThe things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear6·4 years agoThink it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case link
Fucking what?
These have got to just be some of those cronyism handout jobs, right? Like US Ambassador to Monaco or whatever?
ahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day
:face with raised eyebrow:
Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.
In the beach
Oh, right.
Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.
Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.
Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune
paired with a coors because it's fucking close to water
The things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning
Think it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case