ahem Hello lovely lady. My pronouns are he/him/his. Don’t worry, I’m not like those other cis white men haha. Cis get the bullet! Mayocide! Hehe. You should check out my reddit account. I’ve gotten a lot of karma from owning tankies and doing funny bits. But sometimes I can be a bit of a goofball troll too. Yesterday, I went on the_donald and told those chuds to post hog and they banned me haha! A subreddit enforcing its rules, priceless! Sounds like they need a safe space. Not that there is anything wrong with safe spaces though! I think I’m a lot like the twitter account dril when I troll the chuds. Have you heard of dril? That’s D-R-I-L. It’s a pretty crazy twitter account that says silly stuff that you can repeat verbatim to own people. Corncob haha! You should look it up. It’s dumb but hilarious. Whoops sorry, I shouldn’t be using ableist words like dumb. How careless of me. Anywho, have you ever heard of a band called death grips? PRETTY PRETTY NINE MOTHERFUCKER! Haha that’s a death grip lyric reference. Whoops, now everyone is staring at me because I used my outside voice hehe. What’s that? You need to go to the bathroom? If you’d like, I could follow you to make sure no chuds give you any trouble for going in your preferred bathroom because that is my chivalrous duty. Wait, where are you going?! Just a pint of mouthfeel before you go? Please ma’am, might I just have a microwatt of girldick?

  • AsleepInspector
    3·
    4 years ago

    If it's not landing, like it blatantly isn't here, perhaps it's time to stop.

    • ElGosso [he/him]
      14·
      4 years ago

      lmao please nobody would have had a problem with it if the OP didn't immediately flip a shit

      • the_river_cass [she/her]
        1·
        4 years ago

        counter-point - the bit in the OP sucks too because it's barely parody. it's so close to actual people that it's uncomfortable, not funny.

        • ElGosso [he/him]
          3·
          4 years ago

          There's a difference between "this is a bad bit" and "you're an incel lol"

          • the_river_cass [she/her]
            3·
            4 years ago

            it's a bad bit because there's a whole "middle ground" of people like you that are "totally ironic" but actually just playing it straight.

      • AsleepInspector
        ·
        4 years ago

        Check out the chud who has never witnessed the volcel vanguard firsthand. Flee before you get chastised or worse.

        • DSALiberal [none/use name]
          2·
          4 years ago

          I know it's a bit, but I would honestly prefer if the volcel thingy was replaced with AntiIncelAktion. Celibacy is a social construct, that like marriage, has no place in revolutionary politics. Incels must be stamped out, not validated with a bit that parodies its logical antithesis

        • ElGosso [he/him]
          2·
          4 years ago

          Can't call the volcel vanguard on me

          I am the volcel vanguard