President Xi has done it again
He has made peace with the North Pole and has achieved the Christmas Truce, now all nations may enjoy the holidays (except for :ukkk: ) and he wishes you a Happy Holiday and a Festive New Year :xi-clap:
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It's 3 AM and Santa still hasnt come. I hate to say it but I'm starting to think my parents are lying to me about Santa. Why would disrespect their 29 year old son like this?
Hate to break it to you chief but maybe you weren't a good boy. I know I was and gonna wake up to some presents...wait a minute forgot I'm poor and we don't live in a just world 😞. At least you had this illusion for a year more than me.
So for the last several years I've had a weird paranoia about foretelling my own death that came out of some PTSD - It's a long, detailed story; suffice to say, I didn't think I'd be alive for Christmas 2020 and it's currently Christmas where I am, now. I guess this is a good thing. Been real nice posting with y'all; hope it continues long past the horizon.
:stalin-heart: Glad you're still with us, comrade. Here's to many more years of posting!
My mom keeps handing me wine to try and I'm getting way more blasted than I probably should be with my parents lol
She just said "here have a white, white wines matter" bitch your drunk too knock this shit off you're bein weird
just meming to avoid doxxing myself but i am the weird political uncle now and thats the real uncle magic all along
im just his simp i swear look at my post history its 90% pushing my youtube channel
today i realized id reacted / responded to like 5 of his stories pn insta and i felt weird about but idc, people are into weirder stuff and he posts cute animals all the time and i cant resist reacting to those
hope your projects go well too comrade
I think it's fine, like he's funny and kinda cute, it's whayevs, thanks for the well wishes and merry Christmas 😊😊😊
As long as they are more drunk than you are you should be safe :) have a merry xmas 💖
True ture thank you femboy, sorry about your harem, wishing you a merry Christmas
Wait so there's TWO femboys running around?? That's delightful, we've got to increase those numbers.
I think my parents know I'm a lightweight because they watched me walk face-first into a glass door after 1 vodka martini
Okay sorry for weird question, long as it's working for you two, merry christmas 💕
My parent always be like did wmill drink all the alcohol again? While I'm :maduro-coffee:
Thought for sure we had that one emoji of that little kid drinking from a cup and looking befuddled so this will do.
Thinking of making T-shirt to sell for fundraising
It'll say: "Stop Police Violence
spoiler
Shoot First
I listened to this episode like 4 times. I just want it on a loop in my apartment.
Wait what the fuck is this? Did Biden say this? Why am I just now learning about this?? What the fuck???
It’s gotta be the second one because I’ve heard the original five hundred times and it’s not familiar.
Lots of love to all my chapos who are grieving, out of touch with family for various reasons, or otherwise alone for the holidays.
The Socialist Athiest Islamists don't want me to say this, but Merry Christmas. Does that trigger you, snowflakes? MERRY CHRISTMAS I exclaim, in defiance of all the outraged strawmen in my head who are trying to persecute me for my white, christian heritage.
Here I thought I was just being polite to non-christians by saying "happy holidays" but instead I was committing cultural genocide. smdh
I really don't care for religious Christmas songs- I'm listening to the radio, vibing to elves and Santa Claus and snow and shit, then suddenly we're all supposed to be kneeling before the Lord or whatever. But I don't wanna :(
At least Christmas hymns sound nice and are traditional and so on, but religiously themed pop songs can fuck straight off, get your Christ out of my Christmas dammit
Just listen to the HP Lovecraft Historical society versions. It's a fun little carol album.
🎶 It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmen 🎶
I love that album
"Christmas"? I think you mean Ecksmas.
Seriously, though, my personal most hated is Little Drummer Boy. That obnoxious 'parumpa pum pum' and its twee little I'm gonna play my drum for Jeeeesus!! story -- just the fucking worst.
Yeah let me just bang on a drum next to this literal newborn they love that.
Unironically we should take the Christ out of Christmas. Let everyone appreciate the pagan nonsense.
we’re all supposed to be kneeling before the Lord
Jesus died so that satanic Americans could buy Instapots
