The people who broke into the capitol are on the no-fly list lmao

  • charles_xcx [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    for the first time in their lives they finally have to face consequences for their actions :michael-laugh: :che-laugh: :michael-laugh:

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah, everything aside about No-Fly Lists and snitching being bad, seeing these fucking whiny ass babies break the fuck down when the chickens come home to roost is fucking satisfying and fucking funny. Same fucking people who LARP as the hardest motherfuckers who'd love to kill communists, crying their fucking eyes out right here because they finally hit the point they aren't getting let off for breaking the law they put on a pedestal.

    • SerLava [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Absolutely. The only no-fly list should be people with active arrest warrants for legitimate crimes, aka the no-do-anything list

      • HarryLime [any]
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        4 years ago

        To be fair, I'd say breaking into the capitol building with the aim of overthrowing the government is a legitimate crime.

        • SerLava [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          yep. Im guessing and hoping they're also on the no-do-anything list

          • fuckwit [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            Everything we do is legitimate, cool, and radica , and lame and shite when they do it.

            I unironically believe this

              • fuckwit [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                lmao If you think breaking into the capitol to take selfies with cops instead of burning that shit down is cool then you are unironically super fucking lame and should be gulagd before libs.

                • SerLava [he/him]
                  hexagon
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                  4 years ago

                  Physically impossible because she is a lib

                • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                  4 years ago

                  It's cooler than whatever anti government direct action you took that day, which is I'm guessing sitting around, jerking off and posting on twitter

                  • fuckwit [none/use name]
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                    4 years ago

                    Yes I sat jerking it all day and getting high, so what ?

                    waah the hypcwasy. go join them try hard lmao

                    • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                      4 years ago

                      Yeah I do nothing about destroying the great satan and complain about people who do cuz they make me look like a lazy all talk and no bite loser, so what? Yeah I edit my comments cuz im incredibly self conscious, so what? So what?????

                      • fuckwit [none/use name]
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                        4 years ago

                        you’re really batting for the petit bougie dipshits. kudos, someone needs to fight for them

                        • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                          4 years ago

                          Yes every person who dunked on the capital or supported those who did was indeed a Jet Ski Shop Owner

                            • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                              4 years ago

                              No, they're probably mostly bigoted morons. But they happen to have at least one good opinion - that the US government sucks donkey balls. When you get older you'll understand that even shitty people can do good things, and being so tribalistic that you call even the good shit your enemy does bad cuz you dont like them reflects badly on you

                              • fuckwit [none/use name]
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                                4 years ago

                                But they happen to have at least one good opinion - that the US government sucks donkey balls.

                                That’s Power Brain right there. You’re so close defeating capitalism.

                                • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                                  4 years ago

                                  This is you: https://i.imgur.com/aBVWXSL.png

                                  Hypocrisy is, as twitter libs say, not a good look chief. Simple as.

                  • crime [she/her, any]
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                    4 years ago

                    I just said I do so... yes, I do lmao. Who the fuck even are you, wrecker? Cheering for petit boug reactionaries getting to take a tour of the Capitol with their cop buddies is a terrible take, if they actually were organized to threaten or seize power they'd do a bunch of horrible shit to me and my marginalized comrades and while i think The Three Stooges do the Reichstag Fire is objectively funny I'm not gonna be sitting here rooting for them to pull it off lol are you kidding?

                      • crime [she/her, any]
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                        4 years ago

                        Lol yeah let me just make a list of all the crimes and praxis I've done on the internet because some fed fucking wrecker insinuated I'm more of a lib than a bunch of sweaty jet ski dealers who took their shirts off during a guided tour of the Capitol

              • HarryLime [any]
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                4 years ago

                Right wing Putsches are cool and good. The Beer Hall Putsch? I'm sorry it failed!

                • WitchLivesMatter [she/her]
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                  4 years ago

                  Would you rather have to overthrow a bunch of rednecks or the United States Government?

              • SerLava [he/him]
                hexagon
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                4 years ago

                You fool, you absolute moron, do you not realize that good and bad things are exactly the same?

        • Yllych [any]
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          4 years ago

          Depends what government and who does it

      • anthropicprincipal [any]
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        4 years ago

        Some people need to be banned from flying forever though.

        I was a plane with a man who threatened to open the door of the plane at 30k feet and had to be taken down by some college football players. He is on the no fly list I am sure.

        • vorenza [any]
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          4 years ago

          I was a plane with a man who threatened to open the door of the plane at 30k feet

          Well they can't do that, so you were safe to begin with

          • SerLava [he/him]
            hexagon
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            4 years ago

            Basically it should require a court to be like, this guy likes to go nuts ass on airplanes, or to be like, we just need to arrest this guy and he can go fly on planes after he's out of jail. We definitely don't need extrajudicial no fly lists.

    • SerLava [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      This shit has been trickling down for years, finally reaching the random chud on the street. The first victims were like, the lawyers and politicians who just copied him thinking nobody would do anything about it, when only one person can actually be shielded from all accountability.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    in communist china there is a social credit system that stops you flying if you disobey the government pooping and farting

      • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Is it that if you storm the capitol building, possibly with the intent of killing congressepeople and seizing the state, as part of a largely unorganized mob, without having first built dual power, then you're fucked? Because I coulda told you that before this all went down.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    One of the funniest jokes of all time was when Cat Stevens got put on the No-Fly list after 9/11 and somebody was like "Looks like Cat Stevens has to take the 'Peace Train' home."

    Life has actually all gone downhill from there.

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    1 year ago

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  • Janked [he/him]
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    4 years ago

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