that's it, thats the post.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    " - This lie brought to you by Fig Gang, terrorists

    DATE GANG DATE GANG

    • This aphorism brought to you by DATE GANG, intellectuals
    • late90smullbowl [they/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Let's stop this, it's a little ridiculous.

      BECAUSE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SALTED DATES? NO. FIGS CAN DO IT ALL, SALTY AND SWEET.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        "We want to destroy your heart" - Fig gang, sodium terrorists

        "You matter and deserve flavonoids" - DATE GANG, medical professionals who are legally bound to say true things