Will we get to see more Biden rambling on about listen fat, corn pops and calling people stupid bastards or will Trump's shenanigans go down in history as the more hilarious president?
Big fat wet president VS Dusty old corpse president
Help me cope with this nightmare :agony-deep:
No way Biden tops trying to buy fucking Greenland or the hamburger lunch or any of the other crazy shit Trump pulled
And his posting game is going to be nowhere near as on point
And his admin are gonna be boring ghouls who can at least put on a competent face instead of being coked-out 80s guy or hiding in the rose bushes tweeting about dippin dots or face-melting on camera or whatever the fuck
All my hopes are resting on Hunter
I'm not sure Trump can be topped. He was just so consistently, intentionally messy.
The best we'll get put of Biden is an announcement he passed away from stage 4 PR failure, along with the most saccharin bullshit highlight reel Good Morning America can produce.
The reel will be a moderately rich source of memes. Kamala merch will be on every ad.
I'm not sure Trump can be topped. He was just so consistently, intentionally messy.
PHRASING!
Biden will be funny, but once TDS has subsided, everyone will agree that Donald Trump becoming the actual fucking POTUS is the funniest thing that has happened in politics since that one emperor who appointed a horse to the Roman Senate or whatever.
Trump, definitely. He was a massive attention whore whereas Biden is going to avoid the public eye like he did while campaigning.
idk a Hunter Biden sex tape from the Oval office might win me over
Trump hands down. All of Biden's funny moments will be ruined by libs scolding anyone who makes fun of him
The trick is to not care about what they say and ridicule him harder.
nah trump can't be topped (this year, at least) this admin's going to be like a mangy, limping dog hobbling down the street as passersby proclaim its health and beauty
i'm not coping well already haha :agony-deep:
He has way less agency and spark than Trump. They pump him full of what ever stimulant cocktail (bet it's fuckin great, wish I could try some) they use to keep him upright and gibbering, then he zonks out and they lock him up in a crate and wheel him into the white house like he's the ark at the end of Raiders until the next appareance. He's too easily and willing corralled and controlled to ever let nearly half the quantity (or probably even the quality) of Trump shit.
So, it'll be all the same hellworld action without any the zany hellword shenanigans.
Diet Trump Caffeine Free.
Aww man I was hoping he would call at least one guy fat again.
Trump is naturally funny, Biden is not. Biden will be funny because the lib cognitive dissonance will reach new heights and the seams of the Neoliberal project will begin completely fraying. It started under Obama, it's only accelerating. Even Jake Tapper is asking 'How does bipartisanship work, exactly?'
Like 90% of the media/government/corporate boards have a vested interest in keeping this thing going, but it's obviously falling apart and they can't do anything except pretend it isn't. That's going to be funny
Which one of them dad-dances to YMCA at his rallies and orders giant McDonalds feasts for the college football champs?
Not only will Trump be funnier, quite literally there might not a single person in the country more committed to entertaining the masses while being an abominable ghoul. Maybe the My Pillow Guy. Maybe.
