okay, but think about it, all you do all day is sleep, hug, have humans treat you like a teddy bear, and the best part is that you have opposable thumbs so you can jerk your panda cock and its not like humans can say shit about it

you're a fucking red panda, what are they gonna do? teach you not to jerk off? bitch, ill just climb in a tree and cum on you

im a red panda, try and do shit ill knaw your ankles off motherfucker

and dont say you guys wanna be some dumbshit like a cat or a monkey, cuz its either you cant wack off or you get your tail cut off by a zimbabwean poacher.

dog? youd lick everything, imagine what dogs taste in a day? the disgusting stuff they consume?

regular panda? you'll starve to death before you get to roll around like a donkey kong boss.

im telling you, red panda is the choice and its my fucking fursona

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    I've learned way too much about you today, and I very much want to delete this post for the sake of all that is decent and holy in the world, but you technically haven't broken any rules. So carry on, you magnificent S.O.B.