Sorry, you don't deserve the sweet oblivion of death
stealing this metaphor. it's so much better than the voldemort/horcrux metaphor libs invoke at every possible opportunity
I was going to say Tolkien still probably created Sauron first, but with it being Tolkien I'd actually believe him having planned out the entire universe from word go
Unlike JK Rowling and her giant snakes that are actually Korean actresses
I always fall back on liches and phylacteries when I describe Nancy Pelosi, but then I become insecure because I know this from World of Warcraft and can't think of any other cultural references of the same thing to draw from which don't betray how much World of Warcraft lore I know.
There's a lot about liches and such in D&D, so you can always use that.
A cryptocurrency that acts as a decentralized phylactery that pays people to host traces of lich mortal energy in their GPUs while they go around committing war crimes in the middle east.
