• blobjim [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He seems like too much of a loser for that position. I'm sure it will be something ghoulish though, most horrifying would be "youth outreach" or something.

  • buh [any]
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    4 years ago

    He's going to be the white house rat exterminator

      • buh [any]
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        4 years ago

        that's the price of power he's willing to pay

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Pete as head of the CIA would be a bit of a Chancellor Hitler moment.

  • yaboi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Head of animal control. He's gonna make dogs a thing of the past

  • heqt1c [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    I love this guys positive outlook on life, thats just about the most chilling thing I've read all night.

  • chillpilled [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    I keep saying: he will get Department of Veterans Affairs. I will bet real money on this.

  • Neopergoss [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    Pete has some Naval Intelligence connections already, right? He's not just you're average, wholesome small-town mayor like he pretends to be. He ran for DNC chair and may have helped prevent Ellison from running away with it.