Imagine getting a cushy GNLA job, air conditioned office, having to spend 8 hours every day watching this site. Every time you post something people respond to you with pig poop balls, you are jealous of the agents assigned to other sites and have frequently requested to be transferred but have been denied. You have to listen to not just the podcast but Matt Christman's drunken ramblings in case they contain any terroristic threats. You hate yourself and have a gun in your drawer. You are contemplating offing yourself or killing your boss and coworkers. Your wife stopped making love to you since you got this job and you are starting to think you are trans. You are in hell, doomed for an eternity to remain in this place, forever an outcast among outcasts.
I'm sorry for the one who monitors the leftist D&D discord I'm in and has to listen to us (mostly me) ramble about Joe Biden's cloaca and Peter Griffin joining the IRA for hours on voice call every night
"hey Lois I'm a car bomb"
It was more they set up a car bomb and then peter unknowingly gets in and turns the key
The other one was blowing up the queen and she lands in the classic "face down arm behind the back" pose
(Neither of these specific ideas were my own btw)
Sounds cool