• Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The story of Jordan Peterson’s bloodline will be the story of a Chad Russian Communist who was simply too good a person for Mikhaila not to uwu. This Chad Russian Communist Antifa Supersoldier even… manages Jordan Peterson’s business? And also is a checks notes Communist. You know, the kind of person Jordan Peterson checks notes built his entire career/business around shitting on like an upset toddler.

    The meat was a highly effective communist plot to have Jordan Peterson die in Siberia :sankara-salute:

      • Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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        4 years ago

        lmao ya. Peterson's whole thing is that he's this 'hyper-rationalist' who uses deep thinking and incisive logic to rip the tenants of leftism to shreds.

        Then he shows up to that debate, to debate Zizek, and the most academic he manages to be is, "So I, uh, read The Communist Manifesto last night, since that's pretty much an effective stand-in for Zizek's entire framework, right?"

        LMAO never, ever have I seen a bigger C H U M P shit the bed so bad as he did in that Marketplace of Ideas. Like, holy shit, way to forever lose any last shred of respectability you may have had left in one blaze of shitty glory haha.

        Fucking garbage. That's what Jordan Peterson's 'worldview' is. Utter fucking garbage hahaha fuckin C H U M P hahaha

        Literally end career, you're totally right haha, and now his brain wastes away at a slightly faster rate than it already was, not to say anything of his disciples lmaO hahahaa

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          His whole schtick was regurgitating dead basic life advice for a capitalist system. Advice Zizeck has spent his whole life deconstructing.

          Now granted, a lot of weird nerds need that advice on basic socialisation (I know I did, but not from him), and getting the equivalent of a Victorian-era ladies etiquette manual was super useful for them (though they really should have just logged on to something like the Art of Manliness and skipped the Chud bits.)

  • hamouy [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    in the words of Kanye West: "good dick can do that"

    • unperson [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Same to me. The text says:

      mikhailapeterson Happy Anniversary @andreykorikov

      This is my first wedding anniversary and I’ve been married for 3 years. How does that work?

      Life is complicated.

      When Andrey and I met we argued about Stalin all night. I think he's been brainwashed. He disagrees, and accuses me of the same. He told me he had to immigrate after the wall fell and his family had to start again in Canada. He told me he’d been shot at as a kid. He has black belts. He practices sword work.

      He scared me. He told me he had a demon in him named Igor - it didn’t seem like a joke. He wasn’t like anyone I’d met and I didn’t know what to make of it.

      I got pregnant with Scarlett after 8 months of dating this strange Russian man. It was terrifying. We decided to have her - I couldn’t bear any other thought - and we got married, despite intense pressure from his family. (They think I’m a cult leader 😇)

      We separated about a year after Scarlett was born. It was awful... It was me, really - I ran.

      We started working together - he runs the business side of @jordan.b.peterson’s enterprise (he’s a business consultant) - and we negotiated a separated family. We argued daily for a year. Intense arguments. It took us a year and a half to sort through our issues (many, if not most of them, mine).

      He never left once though. Even when we were separated he was the only person I could rely on. I didn’t understand it.

      Once I trusted him enough, once I’d run him through the mill 😞, once he showed me I could rely on him (I suppose), we got back together. It happened in a day. Then instead of a desperately needed family life, he helped save my dad instead. After one week we went to Russia to get medical help. We wouldn’t have been able to get the care we received if it weren’t for his friendships and diplomacy. He can negotiate better than anyone I’ve met. Everyone likes him.

      As a dad he’s incredible - endless patience, kindness, and care. I’m so lucky.

      I don’t know anyone else who would choose to put up with me for my entire life. Thanks for choosing me and sticking through it. I can’t believe you have. It’s been a wild ride. Here’s to our first or third anniversary. I love you and Igor.

  • FiViNess [any]
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    4 years ago

    Zizek has a son that probably is the same age as this duderino.

  • mercury [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2016/07/10/anti-incest-billboard-irks-taylor-county-edc-officials/86613322/

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    That's "Mister Doctor Professor Jordan Bernt Peterson Junior Kermit Senior III" to you, bucko!

    Show some goddamm respect, eh, you bloody post modern cultural marxist chaos dragon!