Only in america does a catholic priest get punished for fucking consenting adults.
busted after a passerby saw them through a church window and reported them to police
Snitch needs a lesson. Preferably in latex.
Dominatrices and threesomes are some of my favorite things.
The priest, identified by Nola.com as the Rev. Travis Clark, was busted after a passerby saw the lights on later than usual on Sept. 30 and peeked inside Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River.
The unidentified witness saw the half-naked priest having sex with the two women, who were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. The altar was also adorned with stage lighting, several sex toys, and a cellphone mounted on a tripod that was recording the act.
all you had to do was lock the church doors lol
The priest, identified by Nola.com as the Rev. Travis Clark,
wasbusted after a passerby saw the lights on later than usual on Sept. 30 and peeked inside Saints Peter and Paul Roman Catholic Church in Pearl River.
Legit thought the lady in the middle was Amber before clicking.
Also damn this guy is living the dream.
Charging him with vandalism? But isnt it his alter? And the dominatrices were there by his consent. So obviously nothing wrong was being done.
Ah, but you forget:
and the two women were initially charged by police with obscenity following the alleged tryst last September inside Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church
The REAL crime committed was offending supply-side Jesus.
:capybara-theorist:
How come it’s “dominatrix, aviatrix, executrix” but waitress and actress, not waitrix or actrix
the first set have -or masculine endings and the others have -er masculine endings
actor though. maybe the reason there is "actrix" is really hard to say
Hmmm good point. The tor/trix preferred pronouns are from Latin's 3rd declension, whereas the ter/tress are from idk some frankish business?
The plural of matrix is "i don't have many critical thinking skills"
It would be cool if Jesus returned, was just like "This is based af get that nut lmaooo" and then vanished again for another 2000 years.
