Usually I don't think there's anything particularly spectacular about the American population and that everyone can be saved no matter how propagandised. But then I read shit like this. Unprecedented brainworms.
"I'm Officer Jake Paul an you have a right to remain SAVAGE!"
universe collapses in on itself
Ancaps are the world's shittiest utopians. Every hypothetical ancap society I've ever heard them come up with sounds like absolute hell on Earth.
Please stop getting us to deliver doughnuts to you, Officer Brady was crying in his car yesterday. This has to stop
me doing the look look away meme with my idea for a movie about a mercenary swordsman who runs a food truck called Samurai Streetfood and doles out the harshness to neo-nazis moving into the community
Cops are never a good time. McDonalds is only a good time when you're high or drunk. You can't be high or drunk around cops and have a good time though. Their idea could never work, and they're fucking tools.
But I would pay money to see nazis get their heads sliced off by a badass that runs a food truck. There's no way that's not a good time.
The biggest thing McDonald's has going for it is nostalgia. The smell of the fries reminding you of happy meals as a kid. Personally I think it would suck to eat a big-mac in tears because the bastard shot my dog for play jumping at him when he arrived. Not really ideal if they thought about it a bit.
if a cop tried to offer me a chicken mcnugget as a deescalation strategy I hope to god I would have the good sense to at least attempt to turn his asshole inside out
