Artificial intelligence has nothing on my natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence has nothing on my natural stupidity.
Definitely reschedule any hot air balloon tours. I don’t think even those are safe.
I realized this today. This is it man, it’s not getting any better. The best I can hope for is some day the nerds at the pharmaceutical corporations will make a pill that makes you think you’ve been fishing all day. But until then, it’s just shit piled on shit, served with a heaping side of shit.
Yeah, but you get to see some funny animal videos every once in a while, so I guess there’s that?
Same. I dont want to do anything anymore.
They’ve poisoned alcohol during prohibition for the same reason. I don’t see why they wouldn’t try it again.
I’m a cis-het man with a mustache and I get called ma’am all the time. I agree, that shit Is frustrating.
Sometimes I’m tempted to. Her exhaust calls to me some nights. In the morning before I drive her, I sensually run my fingers along her alternator .
Don’t forget to fiddle with the ballcock too.
Hey, I have a silicone statue that looks just like the things on the second row!
I saw someone with a shirt that said “I sucked the mothmans dick at Point Pleasant , West Virginia. “ and it was the coolest shirt I’ve seen yet.
How to make (insert random IED) to kill your boss!
I am in middle of a League of Legends game about to close it out, and my jockstrap-less husband brings me a sandwich(not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
https://www.libraryjournal.com/?detailStory=How-Serious-Is-Americas-Literacy-Problem
It comes from the national center of education statistics.
I can’t recommend this game enough. I love it so much.
I literally uninstalled it on the spot after I saw the “rain.” Shameful, there is no other word for it.
Disembowel grandma so the green line we pretend is real will go up again.