Found in local supermarket. NSFW because this is a crime against food everywhere.
In 2018, a South African factory that produced polony and other processed meats was associated with a listeriosis outbreak that killed approximately 180 people and sickened a further thousand.
occasionally deadly
Reason 57765 to not buy Enterprise processed meat products
Like bologna, but not really. I don't think most Italians would like it, and would probably be insulted if you called over processed polony bologna
"jimmy, what new ideas do you have for the processed cheese division?":capitalist:
"we could uh... add noncheese flavours?":feral-hog:
"brilliant, timmy! but what flavours to add?":cap-think:
"uhh chiives? poppy? lemon?":feral-hog:
"no no, tommy, ive got it! processed M E A T flavour!":capitalist-laugh:
puts meatflavouredcheesegoo on bagel with processedmeatbyproduct
mm, delicious. double the meatflavour™, but with half the meatproduct™
just wait till they start advertising the new
M E A Tloaf Bagel™
so you can eat meatproduct on your meatproduct on a meatproduct.
the holy trinity of m e a t
:kitty-cri-texas:
M E A Tloaf Bagel™
I would eat anything for love, but I won't eat that 🎶
The thing is in the picture even the cheese slices are pink like the processed meat, they couldn't even make it white or yellow like "normal" processed cheese. So will the meat bagel be a dull grey like your grandma's favourite meatloaf?
can you really see it being anything other than a pepto bismol coloured bagel?
edit: these all-pink triple-meat sandwiches will be sold everywhere, but especially in october.
Jesus Christ this comment is going to make me go vegan or something
5D cheess plot by clover and enterprise meats to get South Africans to actually eat fruits and vegetables by continuing to release more and more disgusting and convoluted processed meat and cheese combinations
oh NOW I see, this is what you FEED the cheese!
well no wonder my cheese is turning green, it's starving to death!
Update your feed to the polony flavoured stuff, your cheese needs to eat more protein ™️
Vs South African processed polony flavoured full cream ™️ processed cheese
Sandwich flavoured processed cheese Vs pink processed meat flavoured processed cheese, which is worse?
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The only scientifically rigorous way to find out is to put both on the same sandwich.
Don't worry, the biggest processed meat company in the country (Enterprise) got in a lot of shit because their processed meats lead to a listeriosis outbreak that killed around 200 people, if I remember correctly.
Jfc goddamn. How do u even fuck that shit up on such a grand scale. Disturbing tbh
I never bought enterprise anything because that shit was disgusting and you could get better quality for cheaper, and the 2018 listeriosis stuff just solidifies that.
I mean considering the reputation of of processed meat companies in South Africa, it's not unlikely there's some horse meat in it. (Search up the Enterprise 2018 listeriosis outbreak, it killed around 200 people)
viewpoint moment: the disgust you are feeling rn is how all meat and animal products look to most vegans lol
:the-more-you-know-png:
I know but medicine pink cheese is something else lol. Like who thought this was a good idea, even to sell to people who eat animal products. My personal view is that this is all a trick to get South Africans to actually eat fruits and vegetables by making more and more disgusting processed mixes of crap, so they subconsciously associate animal products with it. Nothing else makes sense.
Also don't worry South Africa has the vegan mieliepap (milled maize) and polenta based polonies to gross out the vegans lmao
oh my god this is cheese? I thought it was fucked up cheese flavored meat slices wtf.
It's processed meat flavoured artificial cheese slices. All individually wrapped in plastic of course. It's basically perfect vegan propaganda
It’s basically perfect vegan propaganda
seriously, it really is. the meat and dairy industries are beyond fucked
I can guarantee it's not great. It's literally pink coloured processed cheese slices flavoured like processed pork sausage. Both are already bad, putting them together is nightmare fuel.
But if I ever see this at a friend's house I'll try it, like I did with the chocolate flavoured peanut butter. (Spoiler alert: disgusting). No way I'm buying it with my own money
Love the way they say it's high in protein too. Like if a cheese and processed meat mix isn't high in protein, something's gone badly wrong lol. (if mixing the two isn't bad enough)
It what South Africa gives to the apartheid criminals in prison
But have you considered: pink artificial cheese slices flavoured like processed meat? Have you considered that? How
fucking disgustinggreat it would taste in a sandwich which already has meat in it? Double meat flavour!spoiler
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